Pimp up my energy!

So do you just sell cheap gas and electricity??

This is a question I get asked a lot from people who are interested in what I do for work, the short answer to this is no,  I don’t just sell cheap gas and electricity, but that would make for a really short and uninteresting piece of reading, so I will elaborate on this and explain a little about what it is I do. 

My business is about so much more than gas and electric

Now I am very aware that talk of energy services and household bills is very unsexy and far from the most exciting subject that you could choose to spend the next few minutes reading about.  So for the purpose of your amusement I will try my absolute best to jazz it all up a little bit so you don’t get too bored!

Does Mr Bean excite you?

So let’s imagine this, you get your household services, like gas, electric, broadband, mobile phones etc from a range of different companies, let’s think of them as Derek, Nigel, Trevor and Norman.  

I am not in any way disrespecting these names, or indeed men with these names,  however they are pretty standard,  commonplace,  run of the mill names.   I’m not aware that the TV character Mr Bean has a first name, but if he did, I can imagine it being something like the above. 

They don’t float your boat in any special way, in fact, you could quite often forget about them all together… except when something goes wrong with any of them and you have a problem on your hands! 

Is Jason Momoa more your cup of tea?

Now let me put this scenario to you, instead of having to deal with all of those mundane chaps, how about you just had  the one, the only Jason Momoa! 

I give you the beautiful Jason Momoa, well actually I’m not giving him to you, he’s mine, all mine, he just doesn’t know it yet!

One super awesome powerhouse of gorgeousness!  An incredible beast of a man that could scoop you up into his big strong arms and make your life wonderful for evermore!  Taking all the stress and worry out of boring everyday stuff, making sure that you always had the best that he could provide you with!  Your friends would look on in incredulous wonder, stunned that such perfection even existed in this world.   They would want to know how you had found this towering specimen of absolute…

Sorry,  I may have gotten very slightly carried away with the Jason Momoa thoughts there  (if you don’t know who he is, where have you been hiding!  He’s yummy, just check him out!) 

I would seriously consider swimming in the cold, cold seas more often if this was the sight that I would be greeted with!

Anyway I digress, back to business!   Sounds fantastic right?   This is what Utility Warehouse does, takes your ever increasing pile of tedious bills and turns them into a brand spanking new and improved much sexier one, how cool is that! 

Or perhaps you just like free stuff?

If you haven’t yet realised just how sexy this stuff can be, let me just tease you a little more!

This is a company that actually want you to spend as little as possible with them each month, how incredible is that?  They even give you loads of free stuff to help you save money, so that your bills are as cheap as possible, forever!

See how many times it says FREE in this picture, because they really are totally FREE!
  • Free LED lightbulbs that save you 15% on your electricity bills
  • Cashback on every single purchase you make
  • Up to 50% discounts across 7,000 places in the UK
Buy the dress, it’s paying your electric bill!
Get the shoes, it’s paying for your broadband!
And the matching bag, it’s paying your gas bill!
Absolutely need the perfume, the jewellery, buy it all!
It’s paying for your mobile phone!

I won’t go into the details, but it is indeed all very sexy stuff!

Too good to be true?

Sometimes I may get asked, but it sounds too good to be true?   Well let me tell you, Jason Momoa is alive and kicking and definitely not too good to be true, and neither is Utility Warehouse! 

I have been partnered with this 23 year old British FTSE 250 company for almost two years, and it constantly and consistently continues to improve, change and offer great value to all of it’s members. 

We are naturally cautious of anything in life that is a bit different to what we are used to, and it’s only right to want to find out as much information as possible before making any decisions.

Go on admit it, you just sung that didn’t you!

So I have spent my time growing my business and learning all I can about the services which are offered, so that I can answer any questions that you may have, so you don’t need to spend your valuable time looking into everything when you could be doing much more exciting things, like looking at pictures of Jason Momoa on the internet!

Believe me when I say I have also spent a lot of time studying Jason Momoa, purely for research purposes of a highly scientific nature, obviously!

Feel free to ask me any questions on either of these subjects and I shall do my best to answer!

So what else is there to know?

Jason Momoa was born on 1st August 1979, making him just the right age to be my toyboy…

Oh you want to know more about Utility Warehouse, well that one is much easier, just connect with me! 

I promise that a conversation with me about bills will not be boring and the best bit is that it doesn’t cost you a penny!  I also promise I won’t show you my photo collection of Jason Momoa (aka my future husband)  well not unless you really want me to that is!

Disclaimer!                  

Just so you know I am in no way being sexist, please feel free to substitute the names used above for females should you so desire, the odd Mildred, Deidre, Ethel & Doris as opposed to Mila Kunis, Scarlett Johansson or Charlize Theron would work equally as well, in fact I might just go and check out some more pics on google images….

” Life does not get better by chance, it gets better by change”

Jim Rohn

Chat soon, have a brilliant day!

Nadine

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